me when studying

• me: okay lets study
• me: i did not learn this shit
• me: da fuq
• me: okay, the value of x is...
• me: it's fine i'll just fail
• me: oh my god i need to study
• me: this is quite easy
• me: no it isn't
• me: when will this ever benefit me in life
• me: aw hey i got a message
• me: the sky is so pretty
• me: must. not. give. up
• me: fuck it.

(via lockitallaway)

As if it weren't obvious...

• Dad: Why are they always touching each other?
• Me:
• Dad: Especially the curly haired one and the feminine one with colorful pants.
• Me:
• Dad: You know they're gay, right?
• Me:
• Dad:
• Me:
• Dad:
• Me: Yeah, I know.

(via nrojas96)

The one friendship you thought you would never drift from.

(Source: lisakang, via nrojas96)

onedirectiooonnn:

omg.

(via niallimagines)

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

unicornboner:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

(Source: isabelthespy, via nrojas96)

When you sneeze

• Normal person: Bless you
• Liam Payne: God bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze

• Class is too quiet
• Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.